"Detachable Penis" is narrated by the anonymous owner of the eponymous member. Apparently residing in Manhattan's East Village, he wakes up with a bad hangover to discover that his detachable penis is missing. After searching his apartment, calling the location of the party he attended the night before, and querying all his friends, the narrator is unable to locate his penis.
Depressed, the narrator goes to the Kiev Restaurant for breakfast, and afterwards, while walking "toward St. Mark's Place," discovers his penis for sale "on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven". The man selling the penis asks $22 for it, but the narrator is able to talk him down to $17. The narrator then takes his penis home, washes it off, and puts it on. With his penis back in place, the narrator says he is happy again.

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detachable_Penis)

... und voll funktionstüchtig. aber fliegen kann er nicht. allerdings gibt mir die prompte pennälerhafte reaktion überdurchnittlich gebildeter männer, jehnseits der 40, doch zu denken.